Don't Blame Me (I voted for the other guy)
by Antisoc

The ballot was confusing, but I figured it out
But my Republican friends like to scream and shout
"You split the vote" - I voted for the other guy
and it's absolutely true, I have no alibi

It's unpopular and pretty darn uncool
voting libertarian, at the school
You may laugh, jest, and make a joke
but at least I didn't throw away my vote

Curiosity may have killed the cat
but at least I didn't vote Democrat
That's right I said it, don't be a hater
I'm more unpopular than Ralph Nader

I'm not one to diss on people
but don't vote for the lesser of two evils
So put your hands in the air, like Steven Colbert
And if you don't want to vote I really don't care

Don't blame me (I voted for the other guy) x4

It's not a major party but hold the phone
because I'll have my own party, all alone
Bob Barr, Ralph Nader, and Ronald Paul
and Ross Perot was the closest of all

Who knows how to party, everyone!
except for independants who have no fun
like florida (can I get a recount?) RECOUNT!
confusing ballots is what it's about

so let me take a bribe from special interests
the NRA and the comunists
NAMBLA and the recording industry
and don't forget big pharmacy

So throw your hands in the air and yell
yes we can, yes we can, yes we can
yes yes y'all (and we don't stop)
dystopian future like robocop

If you want free money throw your hands up
throw your hands up, throw your hands up
all the lobbyists, throw your hands up
throw your hands up, throw your hands up